You have no right treating people this way
Think a minute, this might be you someday
Do this, do that, now go and wait over there
Read all these forms, sit down in that chair
This is the wrong form, go stand in the line
Here's a clipboard, now make sure you sign
Bring the documents and proof of income
We'll mail the results after you pay this sum
That's not on sale it was on the wrong rack
This coupon's invalid, there's no cash back
This warranty will no longer cover this part
There is no date for your coverage to start
It's a mandatory tax on this withholding fee
Each time I'm on hold, you disconnect me
Your timing and quota have never been met
So this signed agreement incurred this debt
Download a manual for further instructions
My entire raise went to payroll deductions
My credit was declined for inadequate use
You denied my voucher from others abuse
This medical insurance won't cover this test
A discount of two percent, you pay the rest
That's the way it is, they don't seem to care
Who is there to fight just to make it all fair
©S. Austin Vincoski